Steel Panther - Weenie Ride Lyrics
I want to tell you 'bout something funSo I wrote you this songIf you've ever been to DisneylandYou know the lines can be real longBut I got a ride that the *****es loveAnd you won't have to wait at allAll you've got to do is ditch your boyfriendAnd give sexy Michael Starr a callI'll take your ass for a weenie rideSpread your cheeks and swallow your prideIt's scary like a rollercoasterIt will stretch you out so wideGonna take your ass for a weenie rideHold on tight 'cause I'm coming insideIt's better than a ferris wheel or a water slideIt's a weenie rideI want to sing about a thing That's funner than a swing And better than the Monkey barsYou can take it on the couchOr your waterbedOr in the back of your Daddy's carAnd it's open all dayNighttime tooSeven *****ing days a weekIt only shuts down intermittentlySo I can take a leakSo put that snatch on a weenie rideRide her face down or on your sideYou'll be amazed what you can fit in thereWhen some leverage is appliedOpen your legs for a weenie rideYou won't be the first to see it and cryJust bring the baby wipes and some astroglideIt's a weenie rideOh yeahScream for me... Scream out in Ecstacy... Honey, won't you try the weenie rideYou're never gonna be the sameBaby, how you gonna get to HeavenIf you can't take a little pain?Step right up for a weenie rideIt's even more fun when you're gagged and tiedOops, I think I got a little DNAAll over your backsideGo on and tell your friends about the weenie rideYou can charge admission, baby, I don't mindEven with a big old muff you won't get deniedFor the weenie rideOooooooohWeenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride)Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Come spread yourThighs)Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh oohOoh, Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh ooh)Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride)Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride, Yeah)Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Baby, baby, baby)It's a weenie ride
