Steel Panther - It Won't Suck Itself Lyrics
WoahLet's goListen upLast week me and Satchel were at the San Diego zooWe were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with youDragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the groundI felt the sting down on my thing and I heard a hissing soundA six foot rattlesnake just bit me right below the beltGet on your knees and help me please 'cause it won't suck itselfTime to use your mouth (Just get that venom out)You can't spit it out (Right now you'll choke it out)I need you to be the nurseI can feel the swelling getting worse'Cause it won't suck itselfNo it won'tWe did a show in Panama and blew their *****ing mindsRocked it out like Aerosmith from back in '85I took this chick to the dressing room, just got the candles litI didn't see it crawl on me and that's when I got bitA pissed off scorpion just bit me right below the beltI'm down and out, I need some help 'cause it won't suck itselfTime to use your mouth (Just get that venom out)You can't spit it out (Right now you'll choke it out)Holy shit, it's getting worseI don't want to wind up in a hearseBut it won't suck itselfTime to use your mouth (Just get that venom out)You can't spit it out (Right now you'll choke it out)I need you to be the nurseI can feel the swelling getting worse'Cause it won't suck itselfIt won't suck itselfIt won't suck itselfAlrightBaby I feel so good, ye