Steel Panther - Community Property Lyrics
I would give you the stars in the skyBut they're too far awayIf you were a hooker, you'd knowI'd be happy to payIf suddenly you were a guyI'd be suddenly gay'Cause my heart belongs to youMy love is pure and trueMy heart belongs to youBut my ***** is community propertyYou're the only girl that I like to screwWhen I'm not on the roadWhen I come home, my dinner's madeAnd the front lawn is mowedI'll kiss your mouthEven after you swallow my load'Cause my heart belongs to youThere ain't nothing that I wouldn't do, for youMy heart belongs to youBut my ***** is community propertyI wanna make it clearSo you retain itMy dick's a free spiritAnd you can't restrain itNo, you just can't chain it downI love you so much it hurtsFrom my head to my feetI think of you and I can'tHelp but fondle my meatI see your face every timeThat I go out and cheat'Cause my heart belongs to youThere ain't nothing that I wouldn't doMy heart belongs to youBut my dong is community propertyYeah, yeah, yeah
