Steel Panther - Fat Girl Lyrics
I saw her drinkin' beer, Eatin' peanuts by the bar, I was pretty desperate, And I knew she had a car, She said her name was Debbie, She was a friend of Jenny Craig's, She had *****s like watermelons, And breath like rotten eggs.I know you're hungry, I could see it in your eyesCuz you're looking at me like I'm a side of fries I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place And squirt my baby gravy all over your face (yeah)(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows! (Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows! Fat Girl, she's everything I wanted and more, Fat Girl, she can't fit through the door, (Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows! I wanna prove to you that my feelings are for real, So I'm gonna buy you a million Happy Meals, I want a chunk of that body if only you'll let me in, I wanna sink my summer sausage into that double chin (yeah)(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows! (Woah, Woah) Thar She BlowsFat Girl, is rodding my chalk again, Fat Girl, is snacking on my ***** again(Ouch, don't bite! )(~solo~)Friends keep tellin' me, I must be goin' blind, You got cottage cheese all over your behind (yeah), Even though some people point and laugh at us, You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus.Fat Girl, I can't believe you're eating again, Fat Girl, Where does your neck begin?(Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows! (Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows! Fat Girl, Put my hotdog into your bun, Fat Girl, You really, really tons of fun, (Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows! (Woah, Woah) Thar She Blows! Thar She blows (yeah)My fat, fat girl, Come here baby, where you goin'?Yeah, you're a cow! C'mere here baby, hey I love you, I can't live without you, I can't live without you, C'mere, hey, (whistle) hey, (Animal sounds)It's like a jungle in my apartment dude look at all those hot *****es and that one fat girl
