Steel Panther - Turn Out The Lights Lyrics
So you're big and kinda hairyLike a monkey at the zooI don't care if you're a monkeyWith an ass that's red and blueCause I'm gonna ***** you doggy-styleThe way chihuahua's doBut I got one requestThat I just have to ask of youTurn out the lightsBefore you suck my dickSomeone beat you with an ugly stickI wanna *****, but you make me sick, soTurn out the lights, Turn out the lightsSo you think that I'm a loserCause I used to be in JailAnd I got my GED DiplomaLast week in the mailWell at least a man can exerciseIf he gets too fatBut I got news for youYour face will always look like thatTurn out the lightsBefore I take a rideYou don't seem to have a "good side"Whip out a condom and the astro-glideTurn out the lights Turn out the lightsI think I'm gonna hurlJesus Christ I hope that you're a girlOpen your mouth, baby, here come the pearlsTurn out the lights, Turn out the lightsTell me when it's overPlease tell me you don't have VDThank god that it's over, yeahWell we all have indiscretionsI think you're my BIGGEST yetHad to roll you in some flourJust to find where you were wetWell this never would've happenedIf I hadn't lost that betI wonder if our grand-kidsWill ask us how we metTurn out the lightsGirl it's way to brightI don't wanna look at your celluliteThere ain't nothing on your body that's tightTurn out the lights, Turn out the lightsBefore you take off your clothesI wanna tie you up with some garden hoseSlap your tits and rub my balls on your noseTurn out the lights, Turn out the lightsBefore we do the deedBefore I cover your box with my seedI'm gonna pound ya 'till ya *****ing start to bleed, *****Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights
