Steel Panther - Stripper Girl Lyrics
I met you down at the Seventh VeilThe first night that I got out of jailYour lips were red and your skin was paleYou were the one that I wanted to nailYeah.I asked you for a table danceYou came over and put your hands in my pantsI ain't lookin' for no wild romanceBut by the way: hey you got any blow?Stripper girlHeaven sent, pay my phone bill, pay my rentStripper girlI love you, all my friends really love you tooI really love your *****iesI wanna love you til the end of timeI wanna love you in a 69I wanna love you where the sun don't shineHey, where'd you put that coke? Cool.*Sniff*Take my ***** into your backdoorI wanna ***** you *****in' whoreI wanna jam it in and out at a real fast paceTil I squirt hot juicy all over your faceStripper girlHeaven sent, take one look and I pitch a tentStripper girlYou're the best, up all night on crystal methYeah! Sometimes you think that I'm a jerkWhen you catch me *****ing your friends from workI'll be there to catch you when you fallIf you buy me an iPhone you can give me a callGuitar soloI really love you babyI wanna watch you danceI didn't mean to ***** your friendGive me one more chanceStripper girlOn my lap, hope I didn't give you the clapStripper girlI need some cash, get on stage and shake that assStripper girlHeaven sent, thanks again for payin' my rent, yeahStripper girlStripper girlStripper girlStripper girlStripper girl