Steel Panther - Party All Day Lyrics
When I was only three, My mama said to me, "Don't go screwin' a skanky hor, Or you're gonna get VD"When I was seventeen, I boned a cooky *****A couple days later, my balls swelled up, And my croth began to itchBut that's when I totally knew, What God wanted me to do, Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey***** all night, and party all day! Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, heyI'm gonna ***** all night and party all dayCheck it outNow I'm in a *****in' band, And I'm banging every nightI don't care if she's a trailer hoe, And she's got three freakin eyesI get up in the afternoon, Cuz I ain't got a stupid jobI drink some beer and I watch cartoons, While the slut polishes my knobSmoke and drink and screw, That's what I was born to do, Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey***** all night, and party all day! Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, heyI'm gonna ***** all night and party all dayNow God's looking down on me, Saying, Hey man, way to beWhoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey***** all night, and party all day! Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey***** all night and party all dayWhoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey***** all night, and party all day! Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey***** all night and party***** ***** ***** yeah, ***** yeah! ... ***** yeah, dude
