Steel Panther - I Like Drugs Lyrics
Last night, I got so highI think I had sex with the cable guyWell I'll admit, it would've been funny, But, that pole smoker stole all my drug moneyI buy chronic every week or so But I do it when I'm really really high on blowI'm wide awake, but it's hard to countI paid $1100 dollars for a quarter ounce! I like drugs but the don't like meMy brain cells seem to disagreeI like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs but they don't like me I was pounding some ***** the other night Rolling on E man, feeling alrightWhen I was high she was hotter than heck But I woke up to a face that looked like ShrekI get high, that ain't no lieBut I can't afford another friggin DUIDoctor says "stop, or you'll be dying"I was gonna, but then you said you were buyingI like drugs but the don't like me It's always better, when they're free! I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they don't like me... No they don't! Don't try and stop me, I can't be saved... oh yeah If I die tonight at least my balls are shavedCan you necro-feel-it! SoloAaahhh yeah... I Like DrugsI do it when I'm chillin'Aaahhh yeah... I like drugsI've even snorted penicillin... Ahhh come on! come on! come on! If I can crush it - It goes up my noseIf it's smack I'll shoot it in between my toesHow old am I? Nobody knows! My surgeon is my dealer so my age never shows! Vicadin, valium, Percocet and crack, Everybody scream Heavy Metal's back! I like drugs but the don't like meI like drugs but the don't like meI'm driving right now to the next partyI like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they don't like me! Michael: Oh shit, I'm getting pulled over again... Ah I better chug these beers, where's those pills? Cop: Sir do you realize you were going 25mph on the freeway back there? Michael: Well what's the *****ing speed limit? 15 mph? Cop: Smart Ass! Cop: Sir do you have any Warrants? Michael: I got their first CD, but you can't have it! Later! Cop: I got a 5150 on a 2112, I'm following a 1984 yellow Camaro. Suspect looks like a chubby David Lee Roth... Scratch that, more like a skinny version of Vince Neil!
