Steel Panther - Critter Lyrics
If you love your lady then here's some good adviceIf you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her niceIf you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fastSo do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her assHit her in the shitterTreat her like a critter***** that lady rightHit her in the shitterTreat her like a critterShe won't put up a fightIf you're at the strip joint hanging out with the guysWhen you get a table dance just look her in the eyesTell her that she's ugly and treat her really meanShe'd really want to ***** you 'cause strippers have low self esteemThen you canHit her in the shitterTreat her like a critter***** that dancer girlHit her in the shitterTreat her like a critterJust like Ron Jeremy wouldHit her in the shitterTreat her like a critterUse your spit for lubeHit her in the shitterTreat her like a critterScrew her poopie tooDon't be retarded, you've gotta listen to my song (to this song)Don't be afraid to get some peanuts on your dongHit her in the shitterGotta treat her like a critterTreat her like a critter***** ***** yeahTreat her like a critterWoah, she really likes itTreat her like a critterYeah, my littles slut girlTreat her like a critterOh yeah yeah yeah yeahShe likes it in the assOoh yeah yeah yeah
