Steel Panther - 17 Girls In A Row Lyrics
I *****ed 17 girls in a row last night and 10 of them gave me headI had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill to clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I didThe very next day I told the guys, they flipped me off and said that's all liesGot to admit I was a little peaved, Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believeI *****ed seventeenSeventeen girls in a rowWhat a dirty hoeI banged 17 girls in the grocery store and never lost my erection, noThey had to mop all sperm in aisle 3 and some poop in the produce sex-sex-sex-tion, stinkyWhen I told the boys in the band they said mother*****er, you're out of your *****ing headI don't lie about the girls I screw, they're all so jealous 'cause they know it's trueI *****ed seventeenSeventeen girls in a row, yes I, yes I didSeventeen girls in a rowSeventeen girls, I shoot my blanks in every holeSeventeen girls in a rowWhen I was done, they were begging for moreI *****ed 17 girls at the trailer park down in Memphis, TennesseeI whipped out my dick and they got on their knees, like they were all getting ready to prayWham to the bam to the thank you ma'am, then I praised the Lord like Billy GrahamHell, maybe where I'm gonna go, but when we get there I'm pretty sure the Devil will knowI *****ed seventeenSeventeen girls in a rowSweet, young, juicy *****I *****ed seventeen girls in a rowHop on that cameltoeI *****ed seventeen girls in a row
