Schaffer the Darklord - Scorpio Lyrics
I think it's kinda silly, but I really don't mind.I paaause, and I reply“Yes”, with a little grin, and then they go “Yes?”Of course it just makes so much senseCuz everyone everywhere knows that answer only comes from a ScorpioAnd with that little line I know I've got 'emOther signs in the crowd slide down to the bottomSeems not a lot to make me awesome*But it does, just cuz I was born in autumnAll my other of Scorpios are much the same*Looking for love and outrunning the gameDoubt nothing, full power now, without shameThis song is about you; you're so vainSo it goes on the zodiac, our egos tend to be the worst*Born October 23rd to November 21stLive in houses built with fears that we pair up upon the hour*Propagating the other eleven, and drunk on our own power*Passionate, jealous, obsessive and intenseMagnetic and ambitious, completely self-obsessedNarcissistic, secretive, dark and emotionalBrooding, stubborn, resentful, very very sexual!All of the Pisces, Taurus, Geminis, AquariusAll of the Aries, Cancers, and the SagittariusAll of the Libras, Virgos, Capricorns, and LeosAll will fall and face their fate at the feet of the Scorpio!All of the Pisces, Taurus, Geminis, AquariusAll of the Aries, Cancers, and the SagittariusAll of the Libras, Virgos, Capricorns, and LeosAll will fall and face their fate at the feet of the Scorpio!Take a look here, like what you see? (Yeah!)Don't answer that, I was talking to me. (Oh.)No one I ever knew that I couldn't replaceI got a wall full of photographs all of my faceAnd it isn't my fault I was born into itDoesn't this beat sound like your music? (Yeah.)Doesn't it even kinda make you want to do it? (Yeah!)Sex is a dialect, Scorpio is fluent.Here's a little bit of odd irony (Huh?)I couldn't care less about astrology (No?)Never read the horoscope as a policy (No?)But my Scorpio's here will all follow me! (Yeah!)Ever got it on in terrible weather? (Yeah!)Ever got married and barely remembered it? (Yeah!)Ever had doubts you would live forever? (Yeah!)Is your birthday in the first two thirds of November? (Yeah!)Don't you other signs go lose your minds and have an episodeOr I'll declare you Scorpio haters are all arachnophobesIf you try to challenge us, then surely you will truly failGet your fixtures between our pincers, poison you with our tailsPassionate, jealous, obsessive and intenseMagnetic and ambitious, completely self-obsessedNarcissistic, secretive, dark and emotionalBrooding, stubborn, resentful, very very sexual!All of the Pisces, Taurus, Geminis, AquariusAll of the Aries, Cancers, and the SagittariusAll of the Libras, Virgos, Capricorns, and LeosAll will fall and face their fate at the feet of the Scorpio!All of the Pisces, Taurus, Geminis, AquariusAll of the Aries, Cancers, and the SagittariusAll of the Libras, Virgos, Capricorns, and LeosAll will fall and face their fate at the feet of the Scorpio!Once upon a time the mighty hunter called OrionStood defiant on the Earth with sword and draped in skins of lions*And he cried that he could slaughter any monster that would fight himSo incited by this Hera sent a scorpion to find himFrom a single sting that son of Poseidon did die andHe was made a constellation and placed high into the sky andSo was Scorpio but they were placed on opposite horizonsSo one would never have to face the other one when risingTo this day the Scorpio is still the water sign and whichSo many other underestimated monsters try to find itAll the signs identify the body parts they are assignedAnd so the Scorpio is the genitals which I don't find surprisingAnd I wonder if it's cuz we stung the crotch of old OrionSymbolizing lust for Artemis Orion had inside himOr perhaps we are the vanity that blinded and defied himBy the way we Scorpios are known to both entice and frightenEveryone wants to hate a ScorpioEveryone wants to date a ScorpioEveryone wants to mate with a Scorpio!
