Schaffer the Darklord - Boys Lyrics
Schaffer:Yo, Kristybee! What up, son?Kristybee!:Yo, STD! What up, girl?STD:Let's do this!(Chorus)STD: B-B-B-B-B-Boys will be boysKB: Will be boys, will be boysSTD: Will be boys, will be boysKB: Will be boys, will be boys, will beSTD: Makin' all of their noiseKB: Breakin' all of their toysSTD: Will be boys, will be boysKB: Will be boys, will be boys, all the b-boysSTD: Best BoysKB: Big BoysSTD: Small BoysKB: Ball BoysSTD: Tall BoysKB: I'm callin' all boysSTD: Makin' all of their noiseKB: Breakin' all of their toysSTD: BoysKB: Will beSTD: BoysKB: Will beSTD: BoysKB: Will beSTD: Boys(Verse 1: STD)"No Girls Allowed" read the sign on your club house doorWhen you were like 9, now you're what 24, 34, 44, lordy lordSure, you've gotten older but you're still the little boy that you were beforeFurthermore, it's worse because you feign to be progressiveBut when challenged by a woman you get sexist and defensiveIt's offensive how normally you would probably defend herBut when you're debating her you have to mention her genderTo remind her that in your eyes her chromosomes define herA tired distinction that our society's assigned herEven in your "geek scene" boys are such pricksYou're like "Yay we're all nerds! Well, the women are still chicks."Dicks are all "Girls can't rap" and they might do"Girls can't game," except for Tetris, right dude?"That's why I fight you, to burst your balloonYou're just a bully, bro, a big, bald, bearded, buffoon!(Chorus)(Verse 2 KB:)There's a storm coming little boy, batten down the hatchesSay I'm "good for a girl" one more time, see what happensCuz I got news for you, nerd dudes, about your sexist attitudesAnd I got a whole crew, just finna plow through you foolsI used to play nicely, I used to stay quietBut you believe you're right, now I can't stay silentAnd hell hath no fury, like a riot grrl scornedOh my god, my gloves are off, I can't be stopped, you've been warnedI grow hotter under the collar at your lame attempts to hollerAssuming I'm just a play thing, some eye candy? DisgustingYou man-children destroying our once unified communityWell we can be nerds too, cuz nerds are human beingsR-E-S-P-E-C-T means a lot to me and STDAnd if you're down with quality, Unh! Holler back at me!Call 'em out when you see 'em cuz we don't love those scrubsI'm staying on my warpath, 'til you boys grow the hell up(Chorus)(Verse 3 STD & KB:)KB: This goes out to the boys who just don't get itSTD: An equally alarming and upsetting percentageKB: Those who chose belittling women's the simplest planSTD: Well you are really the villainSTD & KB: Shut up little man!KB: To the boys who hide anonymously behind their computer screensSTD: Self righteous, slut shaming, hating, are you kidding me?!KB: We almost forgot the side-kicks and enablersSTD: As guilty in your silence, as your buddies mock and label herKB: Do you fear they'll think you're soft if you're sympathetic, homey?STD: You can bring change, don't be a sycophantic toadieKB: To the boys who make jabs, in your tongue-in-cheek styleSTD: You say "It's just a joke", well you sound just like a childKB: Look, us girls aren't so weak, as a matter of factSTD: They can play you in your own game and hit twice as hard backKB: But we're past that, so we did this trackSTD: To demonstrate the fact thatKB: This ain't anything girls can doSTD: That boys can do betterKB: We're here to set a new standardSTD & KB: We're in this together!(Chorus)
