Schaffer the Darklord - Boo! (I'm a Ghost) Lyrics
Well there's a sinking feelin' creepin' in just under ceilingYou ain't seen it, but you feel it creeping, you feel it breathingUpon the back of your neck it seems unseen is this demonWell, believe me I have seen it, it is real and it is me andI'm a Ghost, I'm a Ghost, I am a GhostI am an unwanted guest to an unwitted hostAin't no superstition or good luck that will doI'm a Ghost, now I'm gonna haunt the ***** out of you!I'm in your house, now I'm in control of your shitI go Oooooh! yeah I'm all moanin' and shitAnd the groans are growing louder at the end of your hallI'm having sex with other ghosts we're knocking shit off your wallsWe're all making the walls bleed, and watching you sleepThrowing your stuff around, cutting holes in your sheetsLife will be divine with me inside you, yes youTreat you like a vessel and possess you- Guess Who?I'm a Ghost, I'm a Ghost, I am a GhostAnd I go BOO! Oooh- Did I scare you?Cackles raise your hackles as I taunt you with screamsI am the goddamn ghost that's been haunting your dreamsI'm a Ghost, I'm a Ghost, I am a GhostAnd I go BOO! Oooh- Did I scare you?Cackles raise your hackles as I taunt you with screamsI am the goddamn ghost that's been haunting your dreamsIn the night you will awaken,With a chill, shit's breakin'Cold air- see your breath, shakin'Take your medicationChains draggin', doors slammin' there ain't a scarier soundThat's what you get, you silly shit, you built your house on a burial moundThe whisper of your name makes your blood go as cold as iceSuck you through the TV like my homies did in PoltergeistSay my name thrice and I am giving you the businessMe and three assistants are *****ing up your ChristmasYou aren't alone at home, no your apartment is hauntedIf you can even see me dude, you must be Haley Joel Osment- I'm awesomeYou heard of limbo? Cuz that's where I'm fromBehold the Destructor! The traveler has comeAnd I'm a spasm havin' phantasm, ectoplasm splattersI ain't friendly dude, you've got me confused with CasperAnd your skepticism isn't very good for your healthYou don't believe in me? Soon you won't believe in yourself!You'll be a Ghost, You'll be a Ghost, You'll be a GhostAnd you'll be dead- dude, you'll be totally deadOh Shoot! You won't have no legs you're floating aroundYou'll be a vapor that has risen from your grave undergroundYou'll be a Ghost, You'll be a Ghost, You'll be a GhostAnd you'll be dead- dude, you'll be totally deadOh Shoot! You won't have no legs you're floating aroundYou'll be a vapor that has risen from your grave undergroundWelcome to Ghost World, now you're a ghost tooNow we can hang out! High Five! Goes right throughAlright, stick with me I'll show you the ropesI will school you on the finer points of being a ghostSo many scares to learn in so many waysSo many patterns to chase Pacman around a mazeYou're like a zombie with no body, you don't eat any moreYou can possess Whoopi Goldberg and do Demi Moore orHopfrog along the planes of living and etheralYou and me can haunt a bowl of blue and fruity cerealThe living mind boggles with fear and dementiaGo get your night vision goggles, tell them Large Marge sent yaI'm that certain je ne sais quoi you feel in the airThat reflection in the mirror that when you turn isn't thereI'm that high pitched tone, but no body else can hear itI am the shadow in the sunshine - I am a spirit!I'm a Ghost, I'm a Ghost, I am a GhostAnd I go BOO! Oooh- Did I scare you?Cackles raise your hackles as I taunt you with screamsI am the goddamn ghost that's been haunting your dreamsI'm a Ghost, I'm a Ghost, I am a GhostAnd I go BOO! Oooh- Did I scare you?Cackles raise your hackles as I taunt you with screamsI am the goddamn ghost that's been haunting your dreamsBOO! BOO! BOO! BOO!
