Johnny Malibu - Schooner Buffooner Lyrics
Hey Johnny, how'd you like a ride in my boat?Schooner buffooner, you're riding around in your boatSchooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a joltYou dredged the lagoons, you big fat goonsYou piled granite rocks, constructed the docksNow the swell's blocked, you just had to ruin herYou're gonna get a mooner, schooner buffoonerSchooner buffooner, you're riding around in your boatSchooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a joltSo you can taste the flesh of various types of fishThe ecological mess was created for the catchI hope you choke on bones and trash your two-way tunerAnd listen Davy Jones, your thinking is quite lunarSchooner buffooner, riding around in your boatSchooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a joltSchooner buffooner, you're riding around in your boatSchooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a joltSchooner buffooner, you're riding around in your boatSchooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a joltI love the diesel smell of your ocean boat named SunnyA rocking deck of hell, an ocean-going dunnyChuck the trash overboard, check out the tunaThere's lots of harbours now with many a croonerSchooner buffooner, you're riding around in your boatSchooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a joltSchooner buffooner, riding around in your boatSchooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a jolt
