Johnny Malibu - Down On Longboards Lyrics
Oh no, look what's paddling out, we're finishedWe're down on longboardsDown on longboardsDon't like old logsDown on longboardsWe're down on longboardsWe don't like wave hogsNow you've been told it's a sinTo only have one finDown on longboardsWe're down on longboardsAnd don't like old logsDown on longboardsHey, you look like a pelicanWhose beak is too big for himYou're a blood-sucking tickOut there with your big stickWe're down on longboardsDown on longboardsAnd don't like old logsDown on longboardsSo take that huge logAnd drop it at the lumber yardThe way they made it really stankIt's nothing but a giant plankMy guitar speaks to me... that board is deadBurn that thing or jump in a lakeHey you're not a real surferDon't tell me it's easy to paddleGet back on the beach with the rest of the cattleWe're down on longboardsDown on longboardsAnd don't like old logsDown on longboardsWe're down on longboardsDown on longboardsAnd don't like old logsDown on longboardsDown on longboardsDown on longboardsDown on longboardsDown on longboards
