Johnny Malibu - Dick Tar Lyrics
Have you heard the news releaseThere's another oil spill in the mideastWe need Dick Tar, Dick TarSpecial agent Dick Tar, Dick TarHe's here to keep the peaceBy scooping up the greaseWe need Dick Tar, Dick TarSpecial agent Dick Tar, Dick TarCalling Mister Dick Tar, Dick TarCome on and help us Dick Tar, Dick TarHello, Mr. Tar's office.Yeah I'm looking for Dick Tar.Mr. Tar's not in the office, may I help you?Uh yeah, I've got a stopped-up terlet, can you help me out.I'm sorry, we don't do toilets.Help me out.But we do oil spills sir. Mr. Tar is in the middle east, may I take a message?Listen, my terlet's stopped up, I need help.Reginald, is that you?Bring me Dick Tar, Dick TarSpecial agent Dick Tar, Dick TarHi-ho Silver! Dick Rides again!Let's sop up that slime!Dick Tar, Dick TarSpecial agent Dick Tar, Dick TarHe frees the birds from gooSo the ocean's safe for me and youWe need Dick Tar, Dick TarSpecial agent Dick Tar, Dick TarHe's superhuman Dick Tar, Dick TarThe one and only Dick Tar, Dick TarMr. Tar's office.Listen, I'm looking for Dick Tar, can you help me out?Reginald! I told you I would call you after work.Now listen I've got a stopped-up terlet and my name is not Reginald. Can you help me out?Why don't you call a plumber?Can you refer me to somebody else? This is crazy.A.D. do.Yeah, thanks for nothing.Thank you.Dick TarDick TarThanks for calling Dick Tar.
