Loudon Wainwright III - I Wish I Was A Lesbian Lyrics
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.I wouldn't have mess with men and all their come and go,And all that awful facial hair and yucky machis'mo!I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate.I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke.I would hang with with K. D. Lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke!I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.It shouldn't have to matter how someone is hung.Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!I dare Casey Kasem to play this!I wish I was a lesbian I know it's sad but true,But maybe I might understand you guys and all you do,But if I was a lesbian, I wouldn't have tooo!I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,And all that awful facial hair and yucky machis'mo(I hate that damn machis'mo!)I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!
