Lazy Boy - Man Woman (Yin & Yang) Lyrics
Man women boy women girlWomen without a man is nothingWithout her man is nothingWomen have their faultsMen only have twoEverything they say and everything they doMen who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriageTheyve experienced painAnd have bought jewelryWomen have two weaponsCosmetics and tearsIm a perfect house keeperEvery time I leave a man I keep his houseNo women has ever hated a manEnough to give him back his diamondsWhy dont women blink during foreplay?They dont have timeMan women boy women girl..Men forget everythingWomen remember everythingA girl can wait for the right man to come alongBut it doesnt stop her from having funWith all the wrong ones in the mean timeThe real reason why its so difficult to find menWho are sensitive, caring and good looking?Is because they all have boyfriends alreadyA successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spendA successful women is one who can find such a manMan women boy women girl..Women driver really meansSomeone who doesnt speed, tailgates, swear, make obscene gesturesAnd has a better driving record than men haveIts a guy thing really meansIrrational, illogical, stupid and extremely lowOh dont fuss I just cut myself, its no big dealReally meansIm about to die but before I dieI want you to remember me as a strong proud manWho never criesMan women boy women girl..If you want to learn more about womenWatch sex in the cityIf you want to learn more about menTake a good look at Homer SimpsonThe difference between light and hardIs that men can sleep all night with a light on
