Doug Anthony All Stars - My Baby's Gone To Jail Lyrics
My baby's gone to jailShe won't be out for quite a whileMy baby's gone to jailCos she set fire to my childDo you know what she did?She charcoal grilled the kidThen got a butane lighterTo ignite the little shit!All I'm saying isI think she's a psychopathShe threw a radiatorInto my sister' bathAnd I'm just prayingMust I paint a picture?All I'm hoping isThat they don't convict herMy baby's gone to jailShe reads books to meBy the Marquis de SadeI'd like to reprimand herBut it's always hardAnd she's a sado-masochistAn anarchistic and arsonistManic depressive DalinistAnd she gets worse when she gets premenstrualAll I'm saying isShe needs psychiatric careShe swallowed razor bladesIn truth or dareAnd all I'm saying isHey! Give her a break!You all know thatWe've all made mistakesSo what?So what?If they use the nooseThey'll crack her pretty neckThey'll singe her hairIf she goes to the chair.And although she cut my Ovaltine with crack -I want her back!My baby's gone to jailShe may be doing lifeShe took a twelve gauge shotgunAnd blew away my wifeI'll beg the judge to join herIn a six foot cellCos cruising singles barsIs worse than hell!All I'm saying isShe's got this jealous streakSaw my woman andMan, she really freaked.Took that chainsaw of loveTo say we're throughCut off my wedding ringAnd took my finger, tooMy baby's gone to jailMy baby's goneMy baby's gone to jailMy baby's goneMy baby's gone to jailMy baby's goneSO WHAT! ?
