Doug Anthony All Stars - I F*** Dogs Lyrics
I ***** DogsIn the park, at the docksWhen the moon is up high in the skyThe great dane is too tallChiwawa's are to smallBut the dog that I likeTo quell up at night'cause the dushhound is best of all'cause he is longer than he's thinnerHe love to let me inHis eyes swell with loveHe fits like a gloveAnd that's why he's man's best friend!I ***** dogs, he *****s dogs, I ***** dogs, we ***** dogsWe all ***** dogs in the park (and the pound)She *****s dogs, she *****s dogs, she *****s dogs, she *****s dogsWe all ***** dogs in the parkHe's got bed bugs, tits and knitsIf he scratches, then I itchBut The kennel is cramped and though he's a scampLife with a dog is a *****You'll never be alone, if you give the dog a boneAnd the pee wee don't kiss but the problem is thisHis bark (woof, woof, woof, wooof woof woof)Is worse than his bite(cough, cough cough etc)FurballIs worse than his biteI ***** dogsIn the parkAfter the dockWhen the moon is up high in the skyAnd I'm not proud.