Bart Baker - Problem Parody Lyrics
[Jessica (Ariana Grande):]This videoIs theUltimate nerd fantasyThe only thingMissingIs a Darth Vader sex scene(Huh! )I was children's TV starNow I wanna be a mature artist(Huh! )I'm not just for kids anymoreNowadays Big Sean gets a piece of thisThat's rightI'm dating the rapper you saw inThat video I did beforeBoningA black guy to break freeMy good girl image was a boreThis songSounds like Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream"I've copied shit you heard before"This Kiss" by Carly Rae JepsonI ripped off this song even more(More, more, more, more)I am gettingUndressedIn zero gravity, yeahIt's obviousThat I am justLaying on a green screen, yeahMy show on Nickelodeon never would've let me shoot missle *****sNow I show so much of my hot skinMost people think they are watching RedtubeThis isThe part in every dance videoWe see the DJ turn some knobs[Bart Baker (Zedd):]I'm justPretending to do thingsThis is playing off my iPod[GSnaps (Katy Perry):]Hey *****Not only did you rip off my songYou took my projectile ***** moveI'll teachYou to steal from KatyYou skinny dumb breast shooting noob[Jessica:]You're justJealous that I'm younger and hotterPlus my voice is better than yoursRussellBrand was smart to leave you[GSnaps:]Now you're gonna hear me roar![King Bach (Big Sean):]Hold upNobody shoots cream at my babyUnless it is your boy, Big SeanPrepareTo feel the wrath of myMassive projectile dong
