Bart Baker - Elastic Heart Parody Lyrics
Prepare to watch a vid so dumbYou'll be so grateful when it's doneShia Lebeouf doesn't have much onHe looks like a half ***** dirty bumAnd this little blonde girl is such a freakWith such an odd limber physiqueThe whole thing's just them in a cageDoing this paedophile ballet"Hey creep, get away!""I'm twelve, you're twenty-eight!"No-one's going to understand what this isThey're gonna think we're geniuses!Your underwear's dirty and smells really putridI'm method acting, that's my shitGood god you're so disgusting!Sia, why aren't you in this thing?I don't appear in videosOr face the audience at showsDo you hate when folks watch you sing?No it's a pretentious art thingBesides, I'd rather people watch thisYou two dancing like idiotsHey! A mini- me but without *****sAnd a creep whose beard looks like pubesThis does not seem legal!This is art you *****!Who are you guys?We are the fbi!Put the twelve year old down now ShiaYou're under arrest for dancing with a young childHands up right now paedophile!Don't arrest him, this was all my idea!Who the hell are you?I am SiaIf this paedo video was made by youI guess we will arrest you too!There's no need to arrest meI tweeted an apology!
