Ultramagnetic Mc's - Porno Star Lyrics
[tim d] ahhh yeahh..Aiyyo y'all ready to do this?[trev] yeah whassup wit that?[keith] yo trev, you ready to run the train or what?[trev] aiyyo what's that ***** name again anyway?[tim d] yeah her name is tabithaBut yo, let me go up there firstAnd then, keith you come inAnd trev you come in[trev] aight, aight[tim d] and we gonna cold rock the *****, aight?[trev] aight, i'ma lay in the back, chill chill[keith] i wanna jump out the closet![girl] *knock knock* hello..[tim d] yeah baby whassup? it's me[girl] how you doin baby?[tim d] i'm aight - i'm ready to do this, you ready to do this?[girl] oh yes, i'm ready to do this baby[tim d] yeah.. why don't you just.. lay down and.. open your legs[girl] like this?*knock knock knock*[tim d] yeah come in[keith] yo whassup? i'm down right?[girl] who's that?[tim d] yo that's my man kool keith, the rhythm x[girl] hi keith... what does the x stand for?[kool keith]See you're playin with yourself, with your hands between your legsYou're masturbating, cause you can't keep waitingLookin at my picture with your bra and soaked pantiesI pull my dick out, your tongue stick outI like the clitty-clit, then suck the tittie-titI'm rather suave, not finished with the ***** yetNow turn that ass out, i wanna wax it {*smacking sounds*}Shoot my jism enbalms, i wanna tax itYour bed? my bed -- ***** it, where's the elevator?I set your ***** off, like a *****in detonator bombRelax and be calmTell your friends to leave, no time for *****blockersI hate the girls who front, and really *****-suckersI have no time for phonies and kiddie gamesA bunch of *****es with numbers and wrong namesI just chill, and cold mack at the jamI'm butt*****, the woman say god damnHe's x-rated, i seen him in the videoHe's jerkin off on my girlfriend's booty thoughYou want the dick too? then come to me thoughStart suckin and suckin and keep suckinAnd then for hours, i keep *****inWaxin that ass like a super rated proYou think i'm braggin? well let's go***** em in the air and let your other sister watchYou gettin hit by the x.. i'm a porno star[girl] ohh rhythm x, you're just too good baby[keith] i know baby -- but i got another freak move for youCheck this out[girl] what's that?*knock knock knock knock*[keith] yo t.r., come in[trev] whassup?[keith] that's my man trev, t.r.I want you to give him a little somethin[trev] mmmm t.r., show me what you got baby[trev] aight..[t.r. love]Come here baby, relax and sit downLet me massage your back, palm your ass for a whileI got the freaky hype styleThat i know you never had in a whileSo let's *****, i mean really really *****You sure you ready? then try your luckBring me the whip cream, bring me the jelly jamBring me the chocolate pudding, i really don't give a damnI try things to you, you never tried beforeHow's that -- you want some more?Open your legs wider.. wider!Let me slip my tongue deep inside yaRub ya up and down with strawberry jell-oEat every inch, from head to toeAnd make you hot, make you ? than 4th of julyThe ***** was never dryWarm and wet, uhh, and entertainingThe moves we make could never ever drain meI ***** you hard, smooth and then roughLike the mack, i'm heavy like a truckCaptain hook goes deep into the seaAnd when i'm through, you're sure to believeThat i'm the master man don in the landCause i'm "bad bad, and i'm wicked in de bed"Come.. come baby, comeThe time is now to be together as oneI'll treat you just like a queen, you know what i meanUhh, yeahI work and wreck your body, just like a car, yeahCause i'm a porno star[trev] how was that baby?[girl] ohh t.r., that big dick felt so goodBut i really had enough[tim d] no you haven't babyBring yo' ass over here[girl] tim dog, i don't think i'm strong enoughI feel too weak[tim dog]Ha ha ha ha, i'm the sex manTim dog, ten incher rated x manSwingin and swingin my ding-a-ling inPumpin that ass until your back starts stinginYou had enough? rough and roughGimme all of that good stuffHuh? your ***** gettin sore?Ha hah, i'ma ***** it some moreAnd just before you reach your climaxThrow your leg on my shoulder and cold waxCause i don't like to ***** mild(yeah baby.. ***** me wild!)Cause i'm tim dog, and the d.o.g. stands for+doin it on the ground+Yeah baby, get on the groundGet on all foursBark like a dog baby(arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf!)Aight aight aight, i know it's good, i know it's goodYeah.. just like robin hoodI take from the richer, and i stick it to the *****Jumpin off a trampolineStraight into the *****, sploosh!See what i mean?So all you ladies out thereWith panties that's wet right about nowAnd y'all wanna do somethin about itJust dial 1-900, ultra-dikAnd the brothers'll be in your town*****in shit up*knock knock knock*[girl] who's that?[c.gee] it's ced gee[keith] oh shit! how you got here?[c.gee] ha hah, y'all ain't know i followed y'all up hereI heard you tap til that *****'s soreBut listen to this, i'ma tell you whassup with that[trev] go 'head..[ced gee]Now a ***** is some ***** there's no dick like this oneIt's the very best so yes you can catch oneOr two or three or four, five, sixSeven gallons - you know they named long islandAfter me, the incredible geeI wax more ***** than my man ron jeremyHit me a ***** quite hard til it's wet againYou cum but when i cum, i'm wettin your chinny chinYou see i'm quite simple, i'm nimble plus rated xCome in your face, rub my dick in your soft neckYeah.. so now you get the picture*****in so well you call me mister.. geeAnd i'm goin far, you know why baby?Cause i'm a porno star..Yeah throw those legs up thereYou're hotHigher, higher, uhhhOk baby yeahGod damn *****'s good