Ugly Duckling - Pick Up Lines Lyrics
What's the place where you see more girls that you'd like to pick up, than any other place? Honey was offended by the pick up line Honey was offended by the pick up line Honey was offended by the pick up line Honey was offended by the pick up line If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? Can I buy you a drink? Your glass is empty What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Anyway, you come here often? Is this seat taken miss? America? No? Well you should be a model I'm New in town so could you show me around? Can I call you sometime? I'd like to get to knowin Your place or mine? I love your eyes, hey where you goin? Now, honey didn't do what everyone else does She stood out without making a scene because she was The hottest but the most modest in a long plaid skirt And a shirt with a little picture of Ernie & Bert Now, she played no sports except scholastic sorts An academic epidemic during book reports The starlet of a play, not a harlot to lay So all the school ?? mad that she wouldn't give it away See, [CHORUS 1] Honey was offended by the pick up line Honey was offended by the pick up line When Joe the superhoe said, "Baby what's your sign?" Honey was offended by the pick up line Cut my bangs so they don't hang, then shampoo the doo Get the hair out of my eye so I can look into Of you master and capture the flag In a '65 rag with brand new tags She's for real, I feel *chills, they're multiplyin* *it's so electrifyin, it's so electrifyin* No denyin that I'm tryin to undress her With that phony rap, you wouldn't even get near it She wouldn't go for sugar-coated lyrics So other girls would say, "She must be gay" And call her a Lenny Dykstra But soo what? They really wanted to just like her Jealous, I won't offend her, I'll treat her tender Defend her and send her letters and such But there's no rush and there's no Baby you're so fine I wanna make you mine Cuz honey simply ignored the pick-up line [CHORUS 1] [CHORUS 2] Honey was offended by the pick up line Honey was offended by the pick up line There's no "Baby you're fine I wanna make you mine" Cuz Honey was offended by the pick up line Well excuse me (x4) Y'all step up to this Now the main dude who wooed women tried to make his move On her, so we all watched to see what she would do He moved in: "Hey baby doll.. what's up with us?" And honey was like, "Excuse me, but I'm gonna be late for my bus" So I stepped up to her and said here's what I'm about Long walks, deep thoughts, I I'd take you out, I won't Play games or try to take the truth and bend it I just wanna talk, and she wasn't offended [CHORUS 1] [CHORUS 2] The pickup line, the pick up line Honey was offended by the pick up line Honey was offended by the pick up line When the R&B singer said let's bump n grind Honey was offended by the pick up line
