Twiztid - ***** On The 1st Date Lyrics
[monoxide child]Now let me introduce myself as the man*****ing every ***** in the world, just cuz I canAnd I wont even play with you *****es that dont *****All I know, you could be a dude with ya nuts cutI dont need all the stress and all the gamesAnd all the callin me names and all the frontin like youre sane*****, you aint shit but a hoe and a trickAnd all youre good for is hopefully *****ing and sucking dickWanna blame it on my music? well thatll never happenCuz I was *****in hoes like you before the rappinGoin get me to slappin on that ass and butt cheeksAnd get my dick to splashin and cummin on bed sheetsIm a lunatic, what up, Im lookin to get laid(and the hookers here tonight is looking to get paid)***** that, I wont spend no nickel on no assI dont even want no stinkin *****es thinkin about my cash[hook] (repeat twice)*****, you comin outta them pantsIm trying to figure out whether or not Im gettin assWe callin for the freaks, you think Im movin too fastBut if you dont ***** on the first date Im leavin that ass[jamie madrox]***** wit the big lips, Im a young niggaWit crazy ***** in my hipsAnd I can make you do things youre afraid to doAnd by the end of the night, you want me to ***** youHey *****, thats a nice assLemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash danceGot me risin in my pants, and Im pitchin a tentIts just a video camera, no need to get upsetHey *****, do you like sex? well me tooIm goin pull my dick out and this is what we goin do***** til the sun comes up and fall asleepLeavin pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeksYou say you never sucked dick, a minor obstacleJust pretend that my dick is a popsicleAnd lick it all on the sides and tipYou got cream-sicle filling on ya tounge and lips[hook][monoxide child]You can tell it from the get-go *****, I aint the oneAnd strictly for your info *****, you aint the bombI done *****ed maybe 2 or 3 hoes at a timeAnd the most hoes I *****ed in one night is like five (damn!)You could say that Im addicted to sexBut if you know my seeds then you know Im addicted to deathMonoxide, *****in *****es left and rightLet a killa know, if ya *****in tonight[jamie madrox]Hey *****, do ya shave your peach?I can check cuz your beavers within my arm reach(so stubly) leave a rash on my *****? ? ? up cradle and dubs are icy-hotHey *****, would you finger your boxAnd rub the butt, of the nigga named madrox?Half-hour killa with an hour worth of dickSo do you wanna *****? hey you, hey *****![hook][jamie madrox]Stupid *****!What the ***** you think this is?I take you out to dinnerMaybe to a movie, and you dont wanna *****? !?Who the ***** you think you are? !?Mother*****in liz claiborne, *****?I dont like that shit, and I dont like you!So if you aint *****in, you need to bounce, *****!Thats on my moms!Im lookin for ass, money, and dead shit
