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Song title: Twiztid - Fuck On The 1st Date

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[monoxide child]
Now let me introduce myself as the man
Fucking every bitch in the world, just cuz I can
And I wont even play with you bitches that dont fuck
All I know, you could be a dude with ya nuts cut
I dont need all the stress and all the games
And all the callin me names and all the frontin like youre sane
Bitch, you aint shit but a hoe and a trick
And all youre good for is hopefully fucking and sucking dick
Wanna blame it on my music?  well thatll never happen
Cuz I was fuckin hoes like you before the rappin
Goin get me to slappin on that ass and butt cheeks
And get my dick to splashin and cummin on bed sheets
Im a lunatic, what up, Im lookin to get laid
(and the hookers here tonight is looking to get paid)
Fuck that, I wont spend no nickel on no ass
I dont even want no stinkin bitches thinkin about my cash

[hook] (repeat twice)
Bitch, you comin outta them pants
Im trying to figure out whether or not Im gettin ass
We callin for the freaks, you think Im movin too fast
But if you dont fuck on the first date Im leavin that ass

[jamie madrox]
Bitch wit the big lips, Im a young nigga
Wit crazy fuck in my hips
And I can make you do things youre afraid to do
And by the end of the night, you want me to fuck you
Hey bitch, thats a nice ass
Lemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance
Got me risin in my pants, and Im pitchin a tent
Its just a video camera, no need to get upset
Hey bitch, do you like sex?  well me too
Im goin pull my dick out and this is what we goin do
Fuck til the sun comes up and fall asleep
Leavin pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeks
You say you never sucked dick, a minor obstacle
Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle
And lick it all on the sides and tip
You got cream-sicle filling on ya tounge and lips

[hook]

[monoxide child]
You can tell it from the get-go bitch, I aint the one
And strictly for your info bitch, you aint the bomb
I done fucked maybe 2 or 3 hoes at a time
And the most hoes I fucked in one night is like five (damn!)
You could say that Im addicted to sex
But if you know my seeds then you know Im addicted to death
Monoxide, fuckin bitches left and right
Let a killa know, if ya fuckin tonight

[jamie madrox]
Hey bitch, do ya shave your peach?
I can check cuz your beavers within my arm reach
(so stubly) leave a rash on my cock
? ? ? up cradle and dubs are icy-hot
Hey bitch, would you finger your box
And rub the butt, of the nigga named madrox?
Half-hour killa with an hour worth of dick
So do you wanna fuck?  hey you, hey bitch!

[hook]

[jamie madrox]
Stupid bitch!
What the fuck you think this is?
I take you out to dinner
Maybe to a movie, and you dont wanna fuck? !?
Who the fuck you think you are? !?
Motherfuckin liz claiborne, bitch?
I dont like that shit, and I dont like you!
So if you aint fuckin, you need to bounce, bitch!
Thats on my moms!
Im lookin for ass, money, and dead shit