Tim Moore - Kaptain Kidd Lyrics
Ever since the days of skulls and crossbonesI've been known as Kaptain KiddEvery mama and papa keeps his kids homeAll because of the things I didPatch on m' eye, boots to my thighA pirate am INow most of m' boys still wear their red bandanasThough we were thinkin' of switchin' to green beretsWe're fightin' men and pure AmericansA product of the working class malaisePatch on m' eye, boots to my thighA pirate am IThe C.I.A. and all the black mariasThey're supposed to be so bad and rough and stiffBut they're all run by corporate privateersAnd they all think that piracy's a mythBut my swabbies make the plumbers look like schoolboysAnd we'd pulverize them eggheads down at RandA bone beneath your boot makes such a cool noiseI'm hopin' all you poofies understandPatch on m' eye, boots to my thighA pirate am I