The Irish Brigade - Kinky Boots Lyrics
[Verse]I drove my Saracen through your garden last night, sing up the raI kicked your front door in around at midnight, sing up the raSomething's tell me boy, you're avoiding meAnd when I find you, you will go for your tea[Chorus]Oh, I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky bootsI've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suitAnd when we go on night patrol, we hold each other's handWe are the British Army, and we're here to take your land[Verse]My good friend Bertie, he's in the udr, ooh arr ooh arrSearching for weapons he will go near and far, ooh arr ooh arrUp around by Cappagh, you'd never find him thereOh the only gun he'll get there is an Armalite in his ear[Chorus]Oh, I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky bootsI've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suitAnd when we go on night patrol, we hold each other's handWe are the British Army, and we're here to take your land[Verse]My good friend Trevor, he's in the ruc, I see I seeBut now they've handed him his redundancy, I see I seeFolks along the border won't be seeing him any moreThat Provo sniper will be missing him for sure[Chorus]Oh, I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky bootsI've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suitAnd when we go on night patrol, we hold each other's handWe are the British Army, and we're here to take your land[Verse]My good friend Nigel, he's in the sas, oh yes oh yesHe said a change is just as good as a rest, oh yes oh yesBut now they've gone and posted him way down to CrossmaglenHe wishes to blazes, he was back in jail again[Chorus]Oh, I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky bootsI've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suitAnd when we go on night patrol, we hold each other's handWe are the British Army, and we're here to take your land[Verse]My good friend Sammy, he's in the dup, I say I sayAn upstanding member, as all the world could see, I say I sayI said, "Go up to Donegal, if you want to have some fun"He said, "I'll take a run there, if I have nothing on"[Chorus]Oh, I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky bootsI've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suitAnd when we go on night patrol, we hold each other's handWe are the British Army, and we're here to take your land[Verse]My good friend Johnny, he's left the uda, oh yay oh yayHe said it'll fair the lvf anyday, oh yay oh yayCalling all his friends, "Get ready for a fight"He's made an appointment to meet Billy Wright[Chorus]Oh, I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky bootsI've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suitAnd when we go on night patrol, we hold each other's handWe are the British Army, and we're here to take your land
