The Highballers - One Damn Thing Lyrics
Well I was always kind of a stonerAnd she was always kind of madThe day she put all my shit on the porch was the best day I ever hadAlways subtle were her waysI don't think of her these daysBut when people ask here's what I sayThere ain't one damn thing I miss about herNot her perfume not her kinky two toned hairShe's as mean as a cottonmouth on the groundAnd she don't weigh 90 pounds if you wet her downI don't call on her, and she don't bother meHey, heyHey, heyHey, heyHey, hey-yeah.She was a barefoot hippieFighting with her old manI fell for her and she for me put a ring upon her handThat's when daddy reeled her inI hope I never see her againWhen people ask here's what I sayThere ain't one damn thing I miss about herNot her perfume not her kinky two tone hairShe's as mean as a cottonmouth on the groundAnd she don't weigh 90 pounds if you wet her downI don't call on her, and she don't bother meHey, heyHey, heyHey, heyHey, hey�heyHer daddy called me everything except my nameHe was driving me insaneI got out with no kids and some shameThere ain't one damn thing I miss about herNot her perfume not her kinky two tone hairShe's as mean as a cottonmouth on the groundAnd she don't weigh 90 pounds if you wet her downI don't call on her, and she don't bother me heyHey, heyHey, heyHey, heyYeah, yeah