The Highballers - I Need My Ass Kicked Lyrics
I need my ass kicked and I need it done rightFor a long pattern of ridiculous behavior culminating on Saturday nightI'm gonna find me a big old redneck and I'm gonna start a fightI need my ass kicked, and that'll set things rightI been stoned every single day of my life since 1984Ask any of my friends and they will all tell you that my favorite drug is moreMy brother-in-law won't talk to me says I'm a cheater and a liarClaims I asked my wife's sister if she'd be in a manage a troisI need my ass kicked and I need it done rightFor a long pattern of ridiculous behavior culminating on Saturday nightI'm gonna find me a big old redneck and I'm gonna start a fightI need my ass kicked, and that'll set things rightI like to flip off the cops at the Walmart, just to see what they will doMy kids eat at Chuck-e-Cheese all the time on account a there's this waitress that I wanna screwLast Saturday night they found me swimming, ***** in my neighbor's poolTen cops and them were trying to fish me out while I was screamin' "I ain't nobody's fool!"I need my ass kicked and I need it done rightI need my ass kicked, and that'll set things right
