Spose - I’m Awesome Lyrics
Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesomeI don't necessarily need to be here for thisI'm gonna keep the headphones thoughMother*****er I'm awesome!No you're not dude, don't lieI'm awesome!I'm driving around in my mom's rideI'm awesome!A quarter of my life gone byAnd I met all my friends on-lineMother*****er I'm awesome!I will run away from a brawlI'm awesome!There's no voice mail, nobody calledI'm awesome!I can't afford to buy eight ballsAnd I talk to myself on my facebook wallYou know my pants sag low (low)Even though (though) that went out of styleLike ten years ago (go)Spose, I got the swagger of a crippleI got little biceps getting fatter in the middleAnd lyrically I'm not the bestPhysically the opposite of Randy Moss and yetSo preposterous feel the awesomenessThe most obnoxious guest up at the sausage festOh yes!The girls are repulsed so I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cultUh uhI'm as nervous as my cattle dirty CurtisAll my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchasedMe? I'll never date an actressGot too many back zitsPlus my whole home aroma is cat pissEvery show I do is poorly promotedAnd if you like this it's cause my little sister wrote itI'm awesome!No you're not dude, don't lieI'm awesome!I'm driving around in my mom's rideI'm awesome!A quarter of my life gone byAnd I met all my friends on-lineMother*****er I'm awesome!I will run away from a brawlI'm awesome!There's no voice mail, nobody calledI'm awesome!I can't afford to buy eight ballsAnd I talk to myself on my facebook wallI'm awesome!(Swagger of a cripple)Check it outI'm from Maine and I don't hunt (nope) and I can't skiSmoke weed but I can't roll bluntsFind me whipped my wifeyMy neck not icyEatin' at McDonald's because Subway is priceyUh and my unibrow is pluckedJust ask my mom if I could borrow ten bucksShe's like "for what? blunt wraps and some Heinekens?You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins"I'm like mom, please don't blame it on meI got my bad habits from you, dad and Aunt SteveMy attitudes sour but my futon's sweetAnd the hair on my ass it is JumanjiSuit untailored, ringtone Taylor SwiftCan't tweet up on my TwitterCause I haven't done shitBank account red, body ungroomedOnly thing good about me is I'm off stage soonI'm awesome!No you're not dude, don't lieI'm awesome!I'm driving around in my mom's rideI'm awesome!A quarter of my life gone byAnd I met all my friends on-lineMother*****er I'm awesome!I will run away from a brawlI'm awesome!There's no voice mail, nobody calledI'm awesome!I can't afford to buy eight ballsAnd I talk to myself on my facebook wallI'm awesome!(Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift)Futher more I'm cornier than ethanolCheesier than provoloneI spent ages eight to ten living in a motor homeWith an ego the size of Tim DuncanEven though I got shit for brains like a BlumpkinI'm twenty four serving lobster rollsBecause I spent a decade filling OptimosAnd I'm not even the bomb in Maine on my gameI'm only about as sexy as John McCainNow put your hands upIf you have nightmaresIf you wouldn't man upIf there was a fight hereIf you got dandruffIf you drink light beerI'm out of breath...But I'm awesome!No you're not dude, don't lieI'm awesome!I'm driving around in my mom's rideI'm awesome!A quarter of my life gone byAnd I met all my friends on-lineMother*****er I'm awesome!I will run away from a brawlI'm awesome!There's no voice mail, nobody calledI'm awesome!I can't afford to buy eight ballsAnd I talk to myself on my facebook wallI'm awesome!
