Sons Of Maxwell - United Breaks Guitars Lyrics
I flew United Airlines on my way to NebraskaThe plane departed, Halifax, connecting in Chicago's "O'Hare".While on the ground, a passenger said from the seat behind me,"My God, they're throwing guitars out there"The band and I exchanged a look, best described as terrorAt the action on the tarmac, and knowing whose projectiles these would beSo before I left Chicago, I alerted three employeesWho showed complete indifference towards meUnited...(United...)You broke my Taylor GuitarUnited...(United...)Some big help you areYou broke it, you should fix itYou're liable, just admit itI should've flown with someone elseOr gone by car'Cause United breaks guitars.When we landed in Nebraska, I confirmed what I'd suspectedMy Taylor'd been the victim of a vicious act of malice at O'HareSo began a year long saga, of "Pass the buck", "Don't ask me", and "I'm sorry, sir, your claim can go no where".So to all the airlines people, from New York to New DheliIncluding kind Ms. Irlweg, who says the final word from them is "no".I heard all your excuses,And I've chased your wild goosesAnd this attitude of yours, I say, must goUnited...(United...)You broke my Taylor GuitarUnited...(United...)Some big help you areYou broke it, you should fix itYou're liable, just admit itI should've flown with someone elseOr gone by car'Cause United breaks guitars.Well, I won't say that I'll never fly with you again,'Cause, maybe, to save the world, I probably would,But that won't likely happen,And if it did, I wouldn't bring my luggage'Cause you'd just go and break it,Into a thousand pieces,Just like you broke my heartWhen United breaks guitars.United...(United...)You broke my Taylor GuitarUnited...(United...)Some big help you areYou broke it, you should fix itYou're liable, just admit itI should've flown with someone elseOr gone by car'Cause United breaks guitars.Yeah, United breaks guitars.Yeah, United breaks guitars.
