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Shel Silverstein - The Ugliest Man In Town Lyrics

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  • Handsome guys get girls that are pretty
  • Other guys make it cause they're clever and witty
  • But the only love I ever got I got out of pity cause I'm the ugliest man in town
  • Yeah I drive down the street in a Roys Rolls car
  • Use hundred dollar bills when I light my cigar
  • But you know folks that really don't get you very far
  • When you're the ugliest man in town
  • There was a note on the doorstep where I was found
  • Is said this poor child weighs eleven pounds
  • So bring him up healthy and welthy and sound
  • Keep his back to the light don't let him turn around
  • Yeah all you women you're heartless and cold all you want is my silver and gold
  • Don't you know I've got a beautiful soul though I'm the ugliest man in town
  • Yeah I'm so ugly I gotta shave in the dark
  • The kids start to cry when I walk through the park
  • The clock stop tickin' and dogs start to bark whenever I come around
  • Oh oh oh I walk down the street the girls all hiss me
  • If I died tomorrow not one of them would miss me
  • Only reason they ball me is they can't stand to kiss me
  • I'm the ugliest man in town oh yeah the ugliest man in town

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