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Shel Silverstein - Handy Man Lyrics

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  • Well on a Monday I'll be slingin' hash Tuesday I'll be collectin' trash
  • And on a Wednesday I might be tendin' bar
  • Thursday I'll be the guy who parks your car
  • On a Friday I might be teachin' school a Saturday finds me hustlin' pool
  • I got a whole lotta talents in demand that's why they call me Handy Man
  • Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys
  • Pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their toys
  • Ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their lawn
  • And their mama's all horny when their daddys are gone
  • I can drive a tractor or wheel a truck I can deal a hand at poker with exceptional luck
  • And I can chop down a redwood usin' just one hand
  • That's why they call me Handy Man
  • Pow-pow-pow-pow-hum yeah you know if you need me for emergencies
  • I can come round you know work around the house
  • Or the backyards or somethin' not too taxin' no
  • Yeah on six in the morning I'm out pickin' fruits 8:45 I'm back pressin' suits
  • Twelve o'clock you'll see me shinin' shoes the coctail hour I'll be a servin' booze
  • I can wash your windows or walk your pet
  • Get your color reception and on a black and white set
  • Yeah I can play concerto on your baby grand cause I'm a huh Handy Man
  • Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys
  • Pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their toys
  • Ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their lawn
  • And their mama's all horny when their daddy's not at home
  • I save my evenings for a brand new faces
  • Weekends are reserved for a emergency cases
  • I tell you babe you gotta understand that I'm a handy man
  • I mean a handy man you know what I am I mean a handy man

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