Seussical The Musical - Biggest Blame Fool Lyrics
Sour Kangaroo:Humpf!... Humpfed a voice.'Twas the sour kangaroo.And the young kangaroo in her pouch said:Young Kangaroo:"Humpf!"Sour Kangaroo:Too!Why, that speck is as small as the head of a pin.A person of that? Why, there never has been!You're the biggest blame foolIn the Jungle of NoolAnd I don't care who I tellThe biggest blame foolIn the Jungle of Nool,Young Kangaroo:And I think so as well!Sour Kangaroo:Maybe I'm nasty, maybe I'm cruelBut you're the biggest blame foolIn the Jungle of NoolHorton:It's true. Please believe me. I tell you sincerely,My ears are quite keen and I heard him quite clearly.I know there's a person down there, and what's more,Quite likely there's two, even three, even four!Wickersham #2:Ha! Laughed a voice!Wickersham #1 & 3Ha! Laughed some others!Wickershams:Ha! Ha Ha!Laughed the Wickersham brothers!Oh, he's the biggest blame foolIn the Jungle of NoolAnd monkeys like us should know.Sour Kangaroo:No, no, no, no!Wickershams:We've been out on a limbLookin' down on him--Wickersham #1:And he's fat!Wickersham #2:Dumb!Wichersham #3:And slow!Sour Kangaroo:Uh huh!Sour Kangaroo & Wickershams:Elephants ain't too swift as a ruleBut he's the biggest blame foolIn the Jungle of Nool.'Cause he's talkin' to a speckTalkin' to a speckTo a speck of dustWickersham #3:Blame fool in the Jungle of NoolWickershams, Bird Girls & Sour Kangaroo:Talkin' to a speckTalkin' to a speckTo a speck of dustWickersham #3:Blame fool in the Jungle of NoolSour Kangaroo:R-E-S-P-E-C-K!Oh, please take that speck away!All:Did you hear? Did you hear?Did you, did you hear?Bird Girls:Through the Jungle, the news quickly spread.All:Did you hear? Did you hear?Did you, did you hear?Bird Girls:He talks to a dust speckHe's out of his head!Cat:Out topic today is "psychic elephants who hearVoices" whaddaya think, folks, is the elephantOff his trunk? We'll be right back with "speck""clover" "dust" "neighbor" "who"...Stay tuned!All:Bigest blame foolIn the Jungle of NoolGertrude:I'm Gertrude Mcfuzz and I love right next door.He's never done anything crazy before.All:Bigest blame foolIn the Jungle of NoolGertrude:He's always been friendly, and loyal, and kind.I just don't believe Horton's out of his mind!All:Did you hear? Did you hear?Did you, did you hear?Mayzie:I'm Mayzie La Bird and I live in that tree.All:Did you hear? Did you hear?Did you, did you hear?Mayzie:Enough about Horton, let's talk about me!Mayzie and Bird Girls:Let's talk about, talk aboutTalk about, talk about me yeah.All (Except Horton & Gertrude)Talkin' to a speckTalkin' to a speckTo a speck of dustWickersham #3: Sour Kangaroo:Blame fool in the Just a fool, just a fool, just a fool!Jungle of NoolAll (except Horton and Gertrude)Talkin' to a speck, Talkin' to a speck,To a speck of dust.Wickersham #3: Sour Kangaroo:Blame fool in the Whoa whoa whoaJungle of NoolHorton:I just have to save them, because after allA person's a person no matter how small.Horton & Gertrude:A person's a person no matter how...All (except Horton & Gertrude)Biggest blame foolIn the Jungle of NoolIn the Jungle anywhereHe's just a big nervous wreckWho's protecting a SpeckWhen he knows there's no one there.Wickershams:Actin' as if he's holding a jewelSour Kangaroo:Somebody stuck a trunk on a muleAll:Biggest blame foolIn the jungle ofNool, Nool, Nool!In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool!In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool!Sour Kangaroo:Nool, Nool, Whoa.
