Scaffold - Lily The Pink Lyrics
(Chorus)We'll drink a drink a drinkTo lily the pink the pink the pinkThe saviour of our human raceFor she invented, medicinal compoundMost efficacious in every caseMr freers had sticky out earsAnd it made him awful shyAnd so they gave him medicinal compoundAnd now he's learning how to flyBrother Tony was notably bonyHe would never eat his mealsAnd so they gave him medicinal compoundNow they move him round on wheelsWe'll drink a drink a drinkTo lily the pink the pink the pinkThe saviour of the human raceFor she invented medicinal compoundMosr efficacious in every caseOld Ebenezer thought he was Julius CaesarAnd so they put him in a homeWhere they gave him medicnal compoundAnd now he's emporor of RomeJonny Hammer, had a terrible st st st st stammerHe could hardly sssay a wordAnd so they gave him medicinal compoundNow's he's seen, but never heardChorusAunty Milly ran willy nillyWhen her legs they did recedeSo they looked on medicinal compoundNow they call her milipedeJennifer Eccles, had terrible frecklesAnd the boys all called her namesBut they gave her medicinal compoundNow he joins in all the gamesChorusLily the pink she turned to drinkShe filled up with parafin insideAnd despite her medicinal compoundSadly piccalilli diedUp to heaven her soul ascendedAll the church bells they did ringShe took with her medicinal compoundHark the herald angels singChorus