Rugburns - The Fairies Came Lyrics
I met a boy in a bar last nightHe smiled and I saw his wiggly toothI pulled it out put it under his pillow that nightThe fairies came into his roomThe fairies cameThe fairies cameThe fairies came that nightThe fairies came into his roomWorked on a barge in ontarioThe captain was a slimy f--king drunkWe hit a reef, and it was scary-oThe oil all leaked out, and then we sunkThe fairies cameThe fairies cameThe fairies came that nightThe fairies came and drove us homeI met a girl on the ferry boatShe had wings, and gold dust in her teethThen I reached down and felt her magic wandAnd I realized that he was just like meThat fairy cameThat fairy cameThat fairy came that nightThat fairy came to be my best friend carlWalked on a bridgeWalked on a bridgeOh wheres my bridge?Yeah, yeah, one, two, three, fourLa la la la la la la la laLa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la laI got a job at a fast food jointI sold coke and straws by the poundMy fairy godmother laughed at meAnd she kicked my sorry ass right out of townShe kicked my assShe kicked my assShe kicked my sorry assShe kicked my ass right out of townI met a boy in a bar last nightHe smiled and I saw his wiggly toothI pulled it out put it under his pillow that nightThe fairies came into his roomThe fairies cameThe fairies cameThe fairies came that nightThe fairies came into his room