Riff Raff - The Bloomingdales At Windshire Palace Lyrics
Ah-ah-hem, Ah-ah-hem TinsleyI do say what a lovely evening we have thus forthI've partaken in many feasts, but these festivities have been of the bestAh! Miss Clementine how are you?Yeah, oh it's a lovely day in jolly, jolly old Saint PottersvilleIt's just moseying on downon down the epic trail of life, as opposed to the-Nice Bloomingdales, how are they Bloomingdales? Ah! Ah, so- so prettyAh I appreciate itOh, I appreciate the wine you gave me last night it was quite-, it was the quite the fancy!It was quite the fancy for me and the familyOh just-, just a thick of a dayMy grandfather just knitted some stockings!Yes he did!What is the moseying on? Let's go over here and have tea and crumpetsAnd just go back to over to our little cave holes*Whistles*Just a poster for the breads, it's a two for one special here, y'see?It's just a two for one special, it's just a big two for oneIt's just a big stupid two for one specialI mean it is a ridiculous amount of two for one specials