Rick Moranis - Oy, The Mistakes I Made Lyrics
Oy, the mistakes I madeI should have spent more time in the shadeKept the curtains closedSo the fabrics wouldn’t fadeOy the mistakes I madeOy, the money I spentWhy’d I have to buy in BoyntonFor three weeks I could rentInstead I paid the maintenanceWhile cousins came and wentOy, the money I spentI can take an insignificant painTurn it into a runaway trainI keep doing it again and againIt just feels so damn goodTo complainOy, the days I blewCollecting all that stupid SteubenWhy not just a fewMaria broke the porcupineThe frog and swans tooOy, the days I blewIt just feels so damn goodTo complainOy, the things I’ve saidSlipped out in conversationsLanding like a piece of leadMaking any sort of interactionSomething that I dreadOy, the things I’ve saidAn empty seat for someone to fill inThat Linda Rosen seemed so nice and willin’I used a recipe from Calvin TrillinThings were going well till ITied her up with my tefillinOy, the mistakes I hope to makeIf I live a long timeThat’s why I gave up cakeNow I’m sprinkling flax seedOn a three ounce piece of steakProbably just another mistakeI wonder if my flax seed is fakeThis is why I lay awakeThinking about my mistakesIt just feels so damn goodTo complain
