Patent Pending - Hey Mario Lyrics
I know you think you love her, but dude it's such a bummer how you chaseThat girl aroundYou've been fighting all her battles, if she's really worth the hassleYou'd be living in the castle by nowAnd it makes me sick how you break these bricks for a girl who barely knowsYou existNow you're tripping on mushrooms just for fun, dude...I think you've got a problemMario get your together broYou've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra livesJust let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level broAnd she's a jump too short when the clock is running lowHey Mario! Get your togetherHey Mario! Or you'll chase this foreverWarp zone, friend zone, high score, no more stalking this chick in aKoopa-Troopa townLive life easy like Luigi, ain't never let a Ho get him downLet Koopa keep her bro, grab a flower and go, we'll jump the flag pole andLight up the nightHit rainbow road with Toad, we spinning them tires...And spitting hot fireMario get your together broYou've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra livesJust let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level broBut the Peach been cheating and you know I ain't talking codeYou're a plumber, a doctor, a race car driverAn athlete, a spaceman, a "Super Smash" survivorYou've got coins like mad, get a bachelor pad, down in cocoa beach, whereThe hunnies atYeah! Get up, get up, get off the floorShe's not the one worth dying forMario get your together broYou've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra livesJust let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level broAnd she's a jump too short when the clock is running lowHey Mario! Get your together broYou've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra livesJust let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level broBut the Peach been cheating and you know I ain't talking codeHey Mario! Get your togetherHey Mario! Or you'll chase this forever
