Metro - Dumb ways to die Lyrics
Set fire to your hair.Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.Eat medicine, that's out of date,Use your private parts as piranha bait.Dumb ways to die!So many dumb ways to die!Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!So many dumb ways to die!Get your toast out with a fork.Use your own electrical work.Teach yourself how to fly.Eat a 2-week-old, unrefrigerated pie.Dumb ways to die!So many dumb ways to die!Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!So many dumb ways to die!Invite a psycho killer inside.Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride.Take your helmet off, in outer space.Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place.Dumb ways to die!So many dumb ways to die!Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!So many dumb ways to die!Keep a rattlesnake as a pet.Sell both your kidneys on the internet.Eat a tube, of superglue."I wonder. What's this red button do?" *BOOM!*Dumb ways to die!So many dumb ways to die!Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!(Small pause)So many dumb ways to die!Dress up like a moose during hunting season,Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason.Stand on the edge of a train station platform.Drive around the boom-gates at a level crossing.Run across the tracks between platforms.It may not rhyme but it's quite possibly:The dumbest ways to die!The dumbest ways to die!The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie!(Longer pause)So many dumb - So many dumb ways to die!Spoken:Be safe around trains.A message from Metro.
