Loudon Wainwright III - Funny Having Money Lyrics
Crossin' the highway late last nightHe should've looked left and he should've looked rightHe didn't see the station wagon carThe skunk got squashed and there you areYou got yourDead skunk in the middle of the roadDead skunk in the middle of the roadDead skunk in the middle of the roadStinkin' to high heavenTake a whiff on me that ain't no roseRoll up your window and hold your noseYou don't have to look and you don't have to see'Cause you can feel it in your olfactoryYou got yourDead skunk in the middle of the roadDead skunk in the middle of the roadDead skunk in the middle of the roadAnd it's stinkin' to high heavenYeah, you got your dead cat and you got your dead dogOn a moonlight night, you got your dead toad frogGot your dead rabbit and your dead raccoonThe blood and the guts, they're gonna make you swoonYou got your dead skunk in the middleDead skunk in the middle of the roadDead skunk in the middle of the roadStinkin' to high heaven, come on stinkYou got itIt's dead, it's in the middleDead skunk in the middleDead skunk in the middle of the roadStinkin' to high heavenAll over the road, Technicolor manOh, you got pollutionIt's dead, it's in the middleAnd it's stinkin' to high, high heaven
