Jon Lajoie - Nine To Five Lyrics
What's a nine-five job? It sounds exactly like what I wantYoung man, that is one party that you may not be able to handleNine to five, nine to fiveMonday to Friday lifeNine to five, nine to fiveNine to five, nine to fiveStay to six, get overtimeNine to five, nine to fiveWe mother*****ing love our livesWake up in the morning at six, breakfast with the wife and kidsPack yourself lunch, a ham sandwich, a juice box and carrot sticksCafeteria food is expensive, it may not fit into your budgetHop on the bus public transitOr carpool for the environmentLeave early in case there is trafficBring a newspaper or your favourite musicJohn Mayer to the? and Jon Bon Jovis greatest hitsGet to work at 8:55, five minutes early so you have the timeTo pour yourself a coffee and say hi to your co-workers"Good morning guys"Talk about the shows that were on last nightOr sports events if you're a guyThe boss walks in and says "look and the time everybody get to work,It is nine!"Nine to five, nine to fiveBathroom break at 11:05Nine to five, nine to fiveQuality chairs that support the spineNine to five, nine to fiveExternal calls, make sure to press nineNine to five, nine to fiveWe love our *****ing love our livesPhoto copiers and fax machinesA casual Friday you get to wear jeans (Yay! )How crazy is that, wearing jeans to workOn the tenth of every month we wear Hawaiian shirtsHawaiian shirt day, Hawaiian shirt day!Who said an office job wasn't a party?Health insurance, paid sick-daysBring baked goods to work on TuesdaysJill's muffins are always a hit"What's the recipe, Jill?"They're from Cosco...""... still good choice. Yeah good choice they're nice and squishy"Staplers, keyboards and calculationsWork related conversations"Hey, did you get my work-related email?Yes I got your work-related email...""Your? Tron screensaver is really rad""Thanks, I like your Starwars mousepad"It was a gift from my dentist on my 30th birthday"Clock strikes five, it's the end of the work dayHome by six, in bed by tenWake up and do it all over againNine to five, nine to fiveWhy do I always feel like cry?Nine to five, nine to fiveIt's not what I dreamt of as a childNine to five, nine to fiveEveryday someone commits suicideNine to five, nine to fiveWe mother*****ing hate our lives!
