John Williamson - I'm Fair Dinkum Lyrics
Well I'm fair dinkum, bloody oath I amI've loved the smell of gum leaves since I was in a pramSome places might be greener but I don't give a damn'Cause I'm fair dinkum, bloody oath I am - wonderfulNow I was in the doctors just the other dayHe told me take an asprin, the pain would go awaySo I pulled out my cheque book, 'cause sickness doesn't payI said are you fair dinkum - what did the doctor sayHe said, ah-sore, I'm fair dinkum, bloody oath I amI've loved the smell of gum leaves since I was in a plamSome places might be gleener but I don't give a damn'Cause I'm fair dinkum, ah-sore, bloody oath I am(You see, we met him in a nice little chinese restaurant)Then I whistled down a taxi-cab and headed for the eastA bad case of munchies, I was ready for a feastThe driver said Indian, I said ah well, I'd rather notHe said why don't you cummaround to my place, my curry's rather hotI said are you fair dinkumHe said, oh I'm fair dinkum, bloody oath I amI love the smell of gum leaves since I was in a bramSome places might be greener but I don't give a damn'Cause I'm fair dinkum, oh-oh-oh bloody oath I amWell I tipped the nice cabby so he wouldn't make a fussI shot out like a bullet and I grabbed the Bondi busI said take me to the waves mate, I'm dyin' for a dipHe said nah, you be ver carful, and watch you don't slipAre you fair dinkumHe said ah, by gum, I'm fair dinkum, bloody oath I armIve luvved the smell of gum leaves since I was in a brarmSome places might be greener but I don't give a darm'Cause I'm fair dinkum, aye, bloody oath I amWell everybody's claimin' Aust
