Jimmy P. - Monster I've Created Lyrics
Acting pretty heinous, we’re all slaves til you unchain usAnd you are an ignoramus if you want to become famousI am underestimated- you’re way too overratedI am just another product of the monster I’ve createdOn her forehead, I tattooed my name backwardsSo when she looks in the mirror she sees her favorite rapperI’m a stunt actor, first on Fear FactorEat spiders and hide inside of a trash compactorGet smashed harder than Kardashian backdoorMake me wanna smack whores in nuclear reactorsI’m all eyes; your girlfriend- she’s all foursThat means she’s a dog but got a face like a raptorWhat a dinosaur, looking bad on her best nightAre you perfectly sure your woman’s not a transvestite?That’s not nice- I’ve got bad behaviorGot ten years of labor for killing all of my neighborsI used a light saber, thought I was Darth VaderI made her dress up like Laura Croft from Tomb RaiderDipped into the acid, kidnapped Ralph NaderHijacked a rocket ship and hid out in a space craterTake a look at the data, obvious that I made aDifferent state of mind for all the common denominatorsActing pretty heinous, we’re all slaves til you unchain usAnd your are an ignoramus if you want to become famousI am underestimated- you’re way too overratedI am just another product of the monster I’ve createdI call upon Poseidon; spear you all with a tridentYou say your mouth hurts? Well it’s my lines, you bite emI have the moxie to go- you can’t stop meKnock your teeth out on the floor- it’s not hockeyNo Wayne Gretzky, heck, you can respect meTook it to the bank with a bouncer, they never check meI’m not next to blow; I’m not an upcoming artistI’m just a white boy who so happens to spit the hardestEvery song I make is just another credentialI’ma keep going cuz I recognize the potentialQuintessential to me to implode your craniumForget gold or platinum, I’m double uraniumDictionary rappers see me and go back to Webster’sI’m a bit of an expert, smarter than PoindexterIf you make one song- feening to sell bigYou have a worse chance of fame than Kenan and Kel didActing pretty heinous, we’re all slaves til you unchain usAnd your are an ignoramus if you want to become famousI am underestimated- you’re way too overratedI am just another product of the monster I’ve createdYou rappers are laughable, edible and forgettableYou only get wet when I chew you up, it’s incredibleNot a laughing matter, this chatter is not humorousThe ways I make all of you dreams shatter are numerousMore bars than a cellular tower, my signal’s strongFeeling even more powerful by the hour, what’s wrong?I’ve scoured meteor showers for hours hoping to make it clearerThe only star I see is looking back in the mirrorI crack my ankles, my back, my neck and knuckles as wellAnd since my music is cracking you might be stuck on the shelfKaty Perry got my cherry chapstick, it was magicPulling on my rabbit, we can go and make it a habitShe kisses girls but I don’t kiss boysLil Wayne can kiss Baby all he wants but I won’t do the sameI should refrain in case people take it as a dissIt’s not a diss, just naming the person that he kissed!Acting pretty heinous, we’re all slaves til you unchain usAnd your are an ignoramus if you want to become famousI am underestimated- you’re way too overratedI am just another product of the monster I’ve created[x2]
