Jibjab - This Land Lyrics
Bush:This land is your land, this land is my landI'm a Texas tiger, youre a liberal weinerI'm a great crusador, youre a herman munsterThis land will surely vote for meKerry:This land is your land, this land is my landI'm an intellectual, youre a stupid dumbassI'm a purple heart winner, and yes its true, I won it thriceThis land will surely vote for meBush:You have more waffles than a house of pancakesYou offer flip flops, I offer tax breaksYoure a you. N. ***** and yes its true that I kick assThis land will surely vote for meKerry:You can't say nuclear, that really scares meSometimes a brain can... Come in quite handyBut its not gonna help you, because I won three purple heartsThis land will surely vote for meBush:Youre a liberal sissyKerry:Youre a right wing nut jobBush:Youre a pink coat comeyKerry:Youre as dumb as a doorknobBush:(Hey) You got that BotoxKerry:But I still won three purple heartsBoth:This land will surely vote for meIndian: (talking)This land was my landPeople:But now its our landSchwarzenegger:From CaliforniaClinton:To the New York Is... Hey what'd I do??Kerry:From the liberal weinersBush:To the right wing nut jobsKerry:This land belongsBush:This land belongsBoth:This land belongs to you and meBush:(Yeah) oh and dick Cheney too!