J.F.A. - Preppy Lyrics
Music by Michael CorneliusWords by Brian Brannon and Jon HaasYou're a prep and that's a factOriginality you've always lackedI can see right through your actYou're a preppy, a preppyBy any other name, you'd still be the sameTopsiders, alligators, Calvin Klein jeansArgyle socks, you look real keenThat's not your life man, it's Pierre Cardin'sYou're a preppy, preppyThink you're real hot, being who you're notOf all the preppies I've been shownI've seen something you've always knownUnderneath the alligators is *****ing cloneYou're a preppy, preppyYou're so *****ing lame, you all look the same