Home Grown - Christmas Crush Lyrics
Had a crush on santaSince I was 9 years oldBut oh santaWhy do You go?Once a year you come visit meEat my cookies, leave presents the same old routineBut now santaI want something moreNo presents all that this girl's askin forSanta sleep with me tonight!I read these words in her diaryAn invasion of my girlfriend's privacyI shouldn't have, but I'm glad I didWonder what does she see in himA big old tub of jelly with a double chinHe's older than my grandmotherIndeed this ***** is really bizarreSexual attraction for this holiday starI gotta plan that you wouldn't believeBut I've gotta act like it's christmas eveSanta's suit is what I will getAnd give my girlfriend a night that she'll never forgetAnd neither will IWent through my closet and found a red robeMade a beard out of cotton, stuffed my shirt with pillowsAnd drove to my girl's houseI slipped down the chimney and to my dismaySaw santa and my girl in red lingereAnd in between all the moans and groansI heard her sayOh santa, Oh santaShe said santa I miss you I love youI wish you would stay home forever with meSanta I knew you were coming to townBut tonight you are coming in meSanta, get off of my girlfriendget off of my girlfriend
