Guttermouth - Abort Mission Lyrics
Its friday night, Ive got a dateWith this vegan girl kateeYou know I really like her styleSmile, styleOh, I love you, kateBut youve gone too farYou wont even sit in my brand new carIts got reclining bucket seatsAnd a cd player, so whats your *****ing beef?Is it my cozy leather seats?Is it the covers made from sheep?Ok, I guess that we can walk, and walk, and walkWhat kind of guy do you think I am?You only take off your shoes when youre in japanI bought this outfit just for youSo what if theyre suede?And now my jacket tooSo what am I supposed to do?Ill freeze to death and catch the fluOk, Ill do it just for youWe made it out and we had an ok timeI caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbiteShe said Im sorry, mark. I hope that you pull throughNext time we go out please just wear some different shoesI tried to ***** her and you know what happened thenShe said that condom youve gots made from a lambs skinSo whats your problem?Last friday night, you know I had a dateIt was with this vegan girlI think her name was kateIf youre lookin for some action, or if you wanna scoreJust eat some bark and acornsAnd she will like you more than me!
