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Song title: Guttermouth - Abort Mission

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Its friday night, Ive got a date
With this vegan girl katee
You know I really like her style
Smile, style
Oh, I love you, kate
But youve gone too far
You wont even sit in my brand new car
Its got reclining bucket seats
And a cd player, so whats your fucking beef?
Is it my cozy leather seats?
Is it the covers made from sheep?
Ok, I guess that we can walk, and walk, and walk
What kind of guy do you think I am?
You only take off your shoes when youre in japan
I bought this outfit just for you
So what if theyre suede?
And now my jacket too
So what am I supposed to do?
Ill freeze to death and catch the flu
Ok, Ill do it just for you
We made it out and we had an ok time
I caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite
She said Im sorry, mark. I hope that you pull through
Next time we go out please just wear some different shoes
I tried to fuck her and you know what happened then
She said that condom youve gots made from a lambs skin
So whats your problem?
Last friday night, you know I had a date
It was with this vegan girl
I think her name was kate
If youre lookin for some action, or if you wanna score
Just eat some bark and acorns
And she will like you more than me!